American Horror Story:Coven
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
when kids stare at you for a long time
Transformation Tuesday! So I’ve lost 14 lbs in the past 3 weeks using this natural cleanse. So glad my friend recommended it to me!
Omg let me just say your story inspired me! So I saw that the sitewas doing a promotion and giving a bottle for free, so I said why not and gave it a try. I swear i can feel the difference after a week already. They’re still offering a free bottle, so what have you got to lose?
GONNA LOOK SO GOOD IN MY SWIMSUIT NOW YAAAAAAAS
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact
so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis
I have come full circle
at this point i realized dean couldn’t be 100% straight
"what scent do you use?"
i want a video of all the tries it took to make this